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by 이상현 posted Jul 30, 2011
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     Funny English short stories for you!!

1:Whose   Child  Is  It?
    A  pupil  said  excitedly  to  his  father,"The  teacher  said  a  child  drinking  hippopotamus‘   milk  has  gain  20  pounds  of  weight  in  a  month."  His  father,
in  a  stern  voice, said," Nonsense !  Where  is  such  a  thing ? Whose  child  is
it ?" "It  is  the  hippopotamus'  child ." The  pupil  answered.
谁的孩子
        一个小学生激动地对他爸爸说:“老师说一个孩子喝河马的奶,一个月长了20磅。”他爸爸用严厉的声调说:“胡说!哪有这样的事情?是谁的孩子?” “是河
马的孩子。”小学生回答说。
2:Is   Little  Jack  Clever ?
        There  was  a  mango  tree  in  Mr  Smith 's  yard .  One  day  , suspecting  the
children  in  the  neighborhood  would  try  to  climb  his  tree  for  those  delicious
ripe  fruits  , he  left  his  pet  monkey  out  in  the  tree  to  guard  it .  This  kept
the  children  away  from  the  tree ----at  least , most  of  the  children .  However,
it  did  not  bother  little  Jack . He  thought  of  a  good  idea  to  get  Mr  Smith 's
mangoes . He  threw  stones  at  the  monkey , who  became  very  angry  and  threw
mangoes  back  at  little  Jack .
小杰克聪明吗?
      史密斯先生的院子里有一颗芒果树。一天,他怀疑邻居家的孩子们会爬树摘那些熟了的好吃的果子,于是就把他的宠物猴子留在树上看着这棵树。这使得孩子们无法靠近这棵树——至少是大部分孩子。然而这并没有难倒小杰克,他想了一个好主意拿到史密斯先生的芒果。他用石头扔猴子,猴子变得很生气,于是它用芒果回击小杰克。